HELLO!!!! Don't yall love mushroom soup?! :D

Today Imma be teachin' you howta make some soup.

Step #1: Get a can of Mushroom Soup!
(You can't go wrong with Campbell's)
Step #2: Wash your can of soup
(You don't know what's happening in your soup can cabinet!)
Step #3: Open the can
(My house is lacking a auto opener, anyway opening it this way is quite easy tooooo)

Step #4: Get a can of Mushrooms!
(Minus out all the mushroom steps if you don't like mushrooms... But who doesn't?!) Step #5: Slice 'em up :D
(Or don't slice 'em if you prefer whole button mushrooms)
Step #6: Empty the soup contents into an EMPTY pot
Step #7: Using the can as a judge, pour about ONE can of water (hot if possible) into the pot
(If you filled a whole can with hot water it'd burn the hell outta your fingers, so do it half by half!)
Step #8: Stirrrrrrrr
Step #9: After it's kind of straightened out (not so uber lumpy) put some pepper :D

Step #10: Let it bring to a boil :D
(You'll know its boiling when there are little bubbles at the sides)
Step #11: Add the mushrooms
Step #12: Let it boil again...
Step #13: And we're done! Pour into bowls

Step #14: Add some (MORE) pepper
(Ok I admit I like pepper.)
Enjoy! :D