Dear Lord

I sincerely pray (in all honesty) that you will put in some effort to help me, because I have already tried very hard to obtain the rarest of resources. Be it 4x / 39.5822 + 999z, or 26xy - pqr x tuv, I hope to do better for this round's examinations. May you bless me so that I will not get struck with a bad case of meningitis, and that my sensory organs are quick to react to the words on the test papers, so I will be able to finish it efficiently. (before the Evil Witch of the North turns me into a diorama) Also, please help my teacher(s) to regain their confidence (one of them calls himself a loser-teacher), so that I will not have to copy every exercise, review and composition from the board again. (this might also help to make my frontal lobe more active) Instill in me the wisdom of Macbeth, and the strength of the Joy Luck Club mothers. (you can also make me a chess champion or national pony rider) Mould me so that my intermollecular structure stays as it is (to maintain my quick-wittedness), but make me an isomer so I have the added strength of intellectual curiosity. Watch over my love, so he may never lose faith, and help Tan to find Molly.


Amen

edit for quiz-post,

81. ??forgotquestion, : when i say something like 'i feel as if i'm being led by some natives to be thrown into a volcano', cheryltan says something like 'the only native is clarissa', laughs at her own comment, falls very gracefully& gets abrasions on her left leg.

ouch :C

we were to practice for our english oral examinations yesterday, this is mostly quoted from jojo's blog.

miss linda: cheryl {y}, will you please read?
cheryly: no!
miss linda: do it for the llamas.
miss linda: do you want to let the llamas down?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
and emily. lol.

emily: {reads passage}
me: {yakking with qimin} hur, she started?
emily: {puts down paper and stares}

ROFL.ruth's turn.

miss linda: uhm, can you read louder? i cant hear a thing.
joy: she has already ended.

LOL.and cherylt's was classic. lol.

cherylt: ...stand back! {exclaims}
me, qimin, cheryly: whoa.
cherylt: ...breathtaking.
me, qimin, cheryly: {gasps}

DAMNED LLAMAS. :C

/me likes doing stuff that blatantly wastes immense amounts of time! :D thus, this quiz, passed on to me by dearest cousin samantha. (THE penguin, not A penguin, not THAT penguin, and... definitely.... not...... my penguin :C) gagaga,

1. full name: Cheryl Yeo Kia Mang
2. name backwards: gnaM aiK oeY lyrehC
3. were you named after someone: i sure hope i was named after bob the builder :D
4. meaning of name: uh.... i googled 'Cheryl meaning' and i got Cheryl, origin: French, meaning: beloved, dear
5. nickname: aiko,
6. screen name: aiko.
7. D.O.B: 21st August 1991
8. place of birth: Gleneagles Hospital, if thats its full name
9. nationality: Singaporean
10. current location: HAWAII! :D
11. star sign: Leo
12. religion: freethinker.
13. height: 159cm?
14. weight: 43kg, i think. thats what my weighing machine says,
15. shoe size: 6, 61/2
16. hair colour: Black
17. eye colour: dark, dark brown, or as sam says it, 'densed brown'. ahaha.
18. who do you look like: me,?
19. innie or outtie: no idea
20. leftie or rightie: rightie
21. gay, straight, bi or others: straight, likes gays
22. best friends: sammie! CHERYLTAN GAGAGA, weiyi&sarah, lao niangzz, b4, my imaginary friend foofie.
23. best friend you trust most: foofie!
24. favourite pals: 3/11 'o6 and 2/11 'o5, vsers etc.
25. best friend of opposite sex: uh......................................
26. best buddies: everyone, including my pet tomato.
27. boyfriend or girlfriend: boyfriend! :D
28. crush: i actually had a huge crush on qingyun, but she's mean :C
29. parents: weird mom and funny dad
30. worst enemy: starhub.
31. favourite online guy: no favourites.
32. favourite online girl: no favourites either, dammit!
33. craziest friend: emilyellise and clarissa because they possess wicked skills of jumping over gates, cheryltan because she spits out everything her mouth rejects, gagagaga and lots of other lunatics i know who often suffer from spasms.
34. advice friend: samantha, depends on what advice :35. loudest friend: CherylTanYY, without a doubt.
36. person you cry with: YY, if you count crying over too much salt on your potato! xD
37. any sisters: miieXx n0rt liAaNnx nEhXx :C wAdd sisteRr euu t0kinn 'bouut!
38. any brothers: ANDRE YEO, if that the kind of 'brother' you want to know about.
39. any pets: fish, uh.. pet tomato count?
40. any disease: is eczema a disease.
41. pagers: ..... yea i had a pager in my last life. it was the best, man.
42. personal phone line: wtf is that.
43. cell phone: Nokia 6280, grey/silver?
45. pool or hot tub: BOTH
46. a car: when i get rich.
47. your personality: someone tell me what im like, so i can fill this up.
48. driving: i drive the toy firetruck in my house!
49. room: uh.. yes?
50. whats missing: lots of cash. HAAHAHAH.
51. school: Nan Hua High School
52. bed colour: wt?
53. relationship with parents: changes according to conversation topic, atmosphere and financial conditions.
54. believe in yourself: do i?
55. believe in love at first sight: i s'pose.
56. good listener: i guess, but not good comforter.
57. get along well with parents: havent they asked this already.
58. save email conversations: no email conversations, i save msn conversations.
59. pray: YEA :D
60. believe in reincarnation: uh huh.
61. make fun of people: :C i try not to.
62. like to talk on the phone: yesyesyes.
63. want to get married: totally.
64. like to drive: yes, once i learn how to.
65. motion sickness: becomes nauseous at times
66. eat stem of broccoli: yes,
67. eat chicken with fork: wtf? eats chicken with anything, or doesnt eat chicken.
68. dream in colour: yes.
69. type with your fingers on home role: im assuming home role is the 'correct position of putting your fingers when you type. No.
70. sleep with stuff animals: stuffed tomatoes count?
71. next to you: all the trash on my table, lots of other junk, etc etc
72. on the walls of your room: 7 motivational poster things, AHAHA.
73. on your mousepad: some ugly mouse which im forced to use because my brother stole mine.
74. dream car: when im dreaming, i have every car.
75. dream date: i dont get the question.
76. dream honeymoon spot: anywhere that isnt singapore.
77. dream husband or wife: :D ANTHONY
78. bedtime: indefinite.
79. under your bed: trash.
80. single most important question: What colour is YOUR tomato?
81. bad time of a day: when ellise and emily joke about natives, i make a stupid comment and cheryltan falls laughing.
82. your worst fear: bugs, stuff like that ><
83. the weather is: disgustingly hot as usual.
84. time: 10:48am
85. date: o9o92oo6.
86. best trick did on someone: playing punk with lao niangzz!
87. theme song: bob the builder/barney/related titles.
88. hardest thing about growing up: stuff?
89. funniest experience: too many.
90. scariest experience: every nightmare :91. silliest thing you have ever said: dont remember, but i probably say alot of silly things!
92. scariest thing while you are with your friends: my friends are crazy, man, they arent afraid of anything.
93. worst feeling: when your potato is covered in salt and you cant eat it anymoreee :C
94. best feeling in the world: Sammie is right, its Being Loved.
95. AND NOW THE SABOTAGING BEGINS!!! CHOOSE 8 TO DO THE QUIZ!!!
shall pick people with blogs now, eh?
1. Cheryl Tan
2. Jojo
3. Qimin
4. Emily
5. Wendy
6. Amber
7. Sarah
8. Ruth

egg-egg-egg someone find me weirder quizzes! :D

ackackack :C plans for sauna&beach tomorrow, foiled by my mother. cherylt had a fall today, i plastered her up :D or, if you want the truth,
♥A;' says:
and you nursed me .

remedial@10, reached at 10.45, emily was friendly today :D aha. random thought¬e to self: i need to get jay's album. ack. okay. i heard wrongly and thought it'll be out on the 18th. fuck that. :C
remedial was supposed to end at 2.30 but mdm-ninjaturtle-yong was kind enough to let us off at 12, because she knew we'd all run away after the break anyway.

walked halfway to central with Emily Ellise and Clarrisa, then arranged to meet CherylTanYY. gagaga. she woke up at 10.30 with intentions to go for the remedial, mercilessly rejected by fate, unable to accept this harsh reality, WE WENT TO JACKS PLACE! (and i dont know how its related either)

Jack's Place@ West Coast. beside clementi stadium, weirdish ulu place but rather nice ambience :D we snuggled near a corner, steaks, ikankurai?, limejuice, floats and other stuff! we concluded that cherylt is bloody, ellise makes a good taitai-mom, emily...

<(._.)> " ; aiko says:
tell me something that we discovered about emily today.
♥A;' says:
she, aint like mango cake

im a good kid and clarissa is a native. the best one was :

♥A;' says:
they are racist man .
<(._.)> " ; aiko says:
HAHAHAHAHAH

dessert at last, we sneakily asked the waitress to put a candle on emily's brownie, sang her a happy-birthday-song :D :D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EMILY! :D

colours x.x ack. after that we went to the bowling alley above, (ellise almost fell into a giant vortex of doom, destruction and despair. the workers there were horrified.) did weird stuff like playing using two balls instead of one, but in the end i got the lowest score anyway :C ahaha. ellise left halfway, and we continued on laughing and lying on the shiny floor. t'was fun!

after that, to the bus stop, emily and clarissa left by 198, cheryltan and i took another bus to lot1, bought pigs, went home.

my mom is worried about my studies, anyone willing to tutor me for maths? :
get scabbed and healed soon, cherylt! :3



*poof*

stuff! :D

Thursday
Thursday was, out with wendy and cherylt after school. orchard, shopping, exposeh, etc! fun fun fun.

Friday
Friday was weird, I was sleeping, and some @*&#*!(#s(mad,beta) woke me up because sengguan abandoned them and I went to look for them :D arent i nice, nicer-er-est than jojo! HAHAHA. made them go to marina bay mrt for nothing, because of my failure to adequately tell them where i'd meet them. eh heh. after that belinda came, they bought me a tomato, they named it, but im too lazy to take pictures of the damned thing and upload x.x apologies. its cute man its really cute. then we left for home, seemingly mad doesnt have good navigational skills either, made us walk a whole big round before reaching the mrt. then my mom made me go to her teachers day dinner, which was bad because i wouldve worn something nicer. ack. stuff, eat, then back home. and sleep.

Saturday
Saturday was really-kinda-very-somewhat-rather screwed up. EDC's performance day, we had to wait in the hot sun for like 2 hours(in some ulu place@bedok) listening to ugly fat morons killing chicken in their throats. x.x then our performance was screwed because
#1 The music was f**ked (because the technical people there were idiots) The music was, rather important to evoke emotion and induce the pity and empathy of the audience.
#2 Candy Shop was my cue to go out and they played it 12746812seconds slow :C
#3 TalentedTanGhimHwee, the evil genius, forgot that he had a mic clipped to his shirt, and pleasantly said 'Stop, stop' slightly too loudly so everyone could hear it.

now my uncle and cousins are calling me jason. hohumfuck. oh well.
Woohoo,! all that crapshit is over. it was a sucky event anyway. :
today is out, with xinyun and cheryltan(ihope!). lot1, lunch&kbox, yayjoyfunlove :D

*poof*